so monica and georgia and ellie and others.

since you weren't at my sleepover i shall

FILL YOU IIIIN.

we stalked David on Facebook coz fizz's stalker

james the Tamil

goes to the same school as him

(QE boys doncha know.)

so we found out:
*ahem*

-he plays rugby, basketball and he SWIMS.

-he DOESN'T dabble in croquet sportswise.

-HE'S DEPUTY HEAD PREFECT or somehting like that. (i've picked myself such a good egg. ^u^)

-he doesn't spank other prefects like the last deputy did.

-his email adress invovles the word 'layer' and 'king' which insinuates oddness or that he hasn't changed it since he was 5.

and then i saw him at the charity shop and had a proper conversation (that didn't involve haribo, which our last one was about.)
and i found out.:

-he listens to blur...(wtf...?)

-he went to their gig a couple of weeks ago.

-i look stupid in his beanie.

-if he doesn't think i'm an idiot by now he's either really unobservant (and i mean really. i did my justin hawkins impression) or he LOVES ME.

Personally, i hope for the second.

-he probably had swine flu when i was away doing D of E and at Goodwood.

-he does D of E but is too lazy to finish it, unlike me, who was lazy but GOT OFF HER HIGHLY GORGEOUS ARSE TO DO IT.
i joke.
i think his arse is lovelier than mine.
even though mine is now firm like mutton.

WHCIH BRINGS ME TO A NEW POINT.
to keep my lovehandles at bay during this high intensity eating period, i have decided to go on the Wii Fit.
and do exercise.

i feel sick already

BUT I SHALL DO SO. FOR DAVID. AND SPARTA. AND HECTOR (noooo)

anyway.

all i have to do now is hope he doesn't have a deviant art account and accidentally stumble across my journal page and click on this one and see how obssesively stalker like i am.

hmmm. *shifty eyes*
on that note.
i shall end.
but i shall leave you ladies and gents with the thought of David in speedos.

*nyom*

BYEEEEEE
zazzy over and out...roger kcccccccchhhh.
xxx